Delaware Parks


I laugh at you, Delaware! You are so puny a state that you do not even merit one National Park! Not a single Scenic River, nor a Parkway, not even a Famous Person's Historical Site!

How many Parks and Monuments and Preserves are bigger than Delaware? Dozens! Perhaps your weakling elected officials should beg their Masters in Congress to designate your entire state as a Monument. A Monument to Futility!

Ha! Ha ha! I laugh at you, poor insignificant FOOLS!